Whenever we get the chance to inspect David Beckham, we do.

This week at a Galaxy match in New Zealand, Mr. Beckham was presented with a Maori Greenstone necklace, which looks to be hand-carved. The pendant is oblong hanging from an 18″ black chord. Quite frankly, David could hang a fresh steaming turd around his neck and still look lovely.

The GQ Man of The Year Bash this week, Uber-snowboarder Shaun White accessorizes with and Elisha Cuthbert on one arm, and a very retro feather pendant on a gold chain on his neck. Bring on the disco, Shaun! Since this is a designer jewelry piece, the necklace might also be gold vermeil.

The always impeccable Linda Evangelista wore huge 4″ silver hoop earrings in London at the Stella McCartney Store Christmas Lights Switching-On party. We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again. Hoop earrings can make an outfit, and if you think they are too large, they probably are not.